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James Blackshaw: “Litany Of Echoes”

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I was writing, not for the first time, about Howlin Rain the other week, and admitted that my preoccupation with the band had a certain stalkerish intensity. As I begin yet another blog about James Blackshaw, a London-based guitarist and so on, it strikes me that my prosletyzing on his behalf might be somehow detrimental to his career: a random google of his name would probably bring up this great weight of waffle from me, so hyperbolic that some might suspect we must be related. We’re not, of course, and I’ve never even met the guy. I have, though, played his CDs at home more than any others over the past year or so, and am beginning to suspect that the latest one, “Litany Of Echoes”, might be the best yet. So here we go again: I’m aware that this man is never going to trouble the mainstream, or anything much near to it, but his music is just wonderful. To recap: Blackshaw first wandered onto the radar as a British auxiliary member of the New American Primitive school of guitarists, a fellow traveller of Jack Rose, Ben Chasny etc, with just one obvious British kindred spirit in Rick Tomlinson from Voice Of The Seven Woods. Blackshaw’s lavish, expansive 12-string meditations had their closest antecedent in the work of Robbie Basho, I thought, and they had a richness and shape which seemed further removed than most from folk tradition. As his records have kept coming, Blackshaw seems still further removed from this world. Most of his music remains based on the solitary, concentrated sound of an acoustic guitar (though “Litany Of Echoes” begins with a flurry of piano, and he’s tracked by a cello or violin at times here, too). But the pieces on this, possibly his seventh album, have a classical form that suggests they could be rescored for a romantic symphony, or have buried echoes that hint Blackshaw has been informed by post-rock and – as John Robinson points out in the new issue of Uncut – Sonic Youth. I’ve seen Blackshaw play live once, at the excellent In The Pines club, where he did this: “He starts with a new, untitled song dedicated to someone called Dusty, and it stretches out for something like 15 minutes of interlocking, recurring, bewitching melodies. It's quite extraordinary.” That song is Track Three on the new album, and it’s still extraordinary. I only have a CDR of the album, without track titles, and have lost the email from Tompkins Square which revealed them to me, so you’ll have to excuse the lack of specifics. Hunting round the internet for those titles a minute ago, though, I found this illuminating piece on James Blackshaw by Rolling Stone’s David Fricke. How reassuring to discover that it’s not just me. . .

I was writing, not for the first time, about Howlin Rain the other week, and admitted that my preoccupation with the band had a certain stalkerish intensity. As I begin yet another blog about James Blackshaw, a London-based guitarist and so on, it strikes me that my prosletyzing on his behalf might be somehow detrimental to his career: a random google of his name would probably bring up this great weight of waffle from me, so hyperbolic that some might suspect we must be related.

Latitude Festival: Yet More Additions!

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The cultural extravaganza that is Latitude revealed another barrowload of new additions today. The excellent comedian Mark Steel will be delivering a "lecture" in the Literary Arena, while over in the Comedy Arena, the festival will be illuminated by performances from The Fast Show's Simon Day, Scot...

The cultural extravaganza that is Latitude revealed another barrowload of new additions today. The excellent comedian Mark Steel will be delivering a “lecture” in the Literary Arena, while over in the Comedy Arena, the festival will be illuminated by performances from The Fast Show’s Simon Day, Scott Capurro, Hans Teeuwen and Milton Jones.

Tricky Blames Hip Hop for Britain’s Knife and Gun Crime

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Tricky has spoken out against gun crime in Britain today in the latest, July, issue of Uncut magazine. The Mercury Prize winner comments in his Uncut interview with Ben Marshall that: "We're getting more like America everyday". Adding, "I love hip hop. But it has to take some responsibility for ...

Tricky has spoken out against gun crime in Britain today in the latest, July, issue of Uncut magazine.

The Mercury Prize winner comments in his Uncut interview with Ben Marshall that: “We’re getting more like America everyday”.

Adding, “I love hip hop. But it has to take some responsibility for the gun culture we’ve got over here. We’re getting super-violent. You can walk around the Bronx for days on end and nobody bothers you. In England, you can say the wrong thing in a pub and, before you know it, you’ve got a bottle over your head or a bullet in your brain. English people have got quicker tempers.”

Tricky, real name Adrian Thaws, who has written a song called ‘I Sell Guns’ also goes on to blame the clothes of today’s youth in comparison to the 2-Tone era.

The trip hop singer said: “What have they got to get them through hard times? We had punk rock and ska and bands that made you feel you could do anything. We were into clothes in a big way. Anything to take our minds off the stress. They don’t have to think about getting dressed. They get the baseball cap and trainers on, that’s all it is. But they’ve got nothing to take the pressure off. That’s maybe why they’re more violent than we were. That and the fact they have access to serious artillery. We used to throw stones at each other. Now they shoot bullets at each other. Hip hop has got a lot to do with that.”

To read the full Tricky interview, plus check out interviews with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, The Hold Steady, Primal Scream and The ReplacementsPaul Westerberg amongst others. Get the July issue. On sale in all good newsagents today (May 27, 2008).

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Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band – Dublin RDS, May 22, 2008

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Bono looks tired. There are creases round his eyes when he removes his tinted glasses, creases that weren't there three decades ago. Tonight is an auspicious anniversary in the U2 camp. On May 18, 1978, Paul McGuinness became U2's manager and de facto fifth member, laying a crucial foundation for U...

Bono looks tired. There are creases round his eyes when he removes his tinted glasses, creases that weren’t there three decades ago. Tonight is an auspicious anniversary in the U2 camp. On May 18, 1978, Paul McGuinness became U2’s manager and de facto fifth member, laying a crucial foundation for U2‘s – and indeed Bono’s – world domination plans.

Bruce Springsteen Brings Magic Back

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Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band are bringing their worldwide 'Magic' tour back to the UK after a sell-out Arena tour last December, for a few stadium dates from tomorrow (May 28), however Uncut caught the show in Dublin last week (pictured above). Playing the first of three nights at Dubl...

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band are bringing their worldwide ‘Magic’ tour back to the UK after a sell-out Arena tour last December, for a few stadium dates from tomorrow (May 28), however Uncut caught the show in Dublin last week (pictured above).

Playing the first of three nights at Dublin’s RDS venue on May 22, despite a few sound difficulties played a set focussed mainly on ‘Darkness On The Edge Of The Town’ and the latest E Street record ‘Magic’.

Read Uncut’s first night review by clicking here. You can also find out what happened when U2‘s Bono met Steve Van Zandt at the opening night’s hotel aftershow.

Springsteen and cohorts play Machester’s Old Trafford tomorrow (May 28) before two nights, as the first ever artists to perform at the home of Arsenal Football Club, the Emirates Stadium in North London on May 30 and 31.

Check back to www.uncut.co.uk for reports from Manchester and London later this week.

The last UK Magic dates are as follows:

Manchester, Old Trafford (28)

Emirates Stadium (30/ 31)

Cardiff Millennium Stadium (June 14)

Pic credit: PA Photos

Cannes Film Festival — final report

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Though it lacked a clear favourite in the official competition selection, and offered some weaker entries in the rival Critics Week and Directors Fortnight sections, this year's Cannes Film Festival still delivered some interesting movies. Nothing blew anyone away, mind -- which would have been tricky after last year's amazing 60th anniversary celebrations. But there was confirmation that the newer wave of Cannes discoveries were following up on early promise (Belgium's Dardenne brothers and Turkey's Nuri Bilge Ceylan both scored on awards night, with script and directing gongs respectively). Indeed, the field was so wide open that even the favourite to win, the Israeli animated doc Waltz With Bashir, didn't drop too many jaws when it not only failed to win the Palme D'Or but anything at all. Instead, top-dog honours went to The Class by Laurence Cantet, a superb fly-on-the-wall drama about a teacher coming to terms with his downtrodden students. UNCUT's Best Of Cannes 2008 Tyson A gripping confessional from the former world heavyweight champion, recounting his brushes with infamy in the tabloids and in the ring. Director James Toback lends a sympathetic ear, painting a brutally frank and sometimes uncomfortable portrait of a street hood who found his calling, made millions and ended up brutalising himself much more than his sparring partners. Gomorra A stunning bleak crime drama about the pervading influence of the Camorra crime network, set in a council estate in Naples. Linking several stories in one, this eschews the standard thriller format and instead arranges a compelling mosaic of Mafioso types from all walks of thug life, from the lowly bagman to the mob boss and the white-collar money launderer via a pair of jumped-up hoods. Tokyo! Three-for-one film set in the Japanese capital, featuring shorts from Michel Gondry, Leos Carax and Bong Joon-Ho. Gondry's is a funny bittersweet fantasy, about a girl who literally blends into the background when her filmmaker boyfriend becomes famous, but Carax's Merde (literally Shit) is the standout, a rude, raucous breath of fetid air, in which a vile mutant sewer man stalks the city. Che Technically speaking, Steven Soderbergh's film was the flop of the festival, a four-and-a-half hour chore that seemed to say nothing about Che's life and myth, and was split, unnecessarily into two halves. It had its moments, however, and worked admirably as an overlong guerilla procedural, with Benicio Del Toro a revelation as the troubled leader. If only the surrounding film had been so good. Changeling Clint Eastwood's latest is a neo-noir thriller with added value courtroom drama, based on the true-life story of a Los Angeles woman (Angelina Jolie) whose missing child is 'found' by the corrupt LAPD, who are desperate to resolve a public image crisis. The result is what Clint does best, a great compendium of Hollywood tropes, with a female slant and a surprisingly dark underbelly. Vicky Cristina Barcelona Woody Allen's latest is his best in ages and, perversely, his least Woody Allenish, a warm sex comedy that plays much broader than his recent run of London movies. Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall play two young Americans holidaying in Barcelona, while Javier Bardem is the bohemian artist who takes a shine to both, plunging them into his crazy, sexually intoxicating world. Roman Polanski, Wanted And Desired Though a little wobbly in its focus, this incredibly well researched documentary focuses on the notorious filmmaker and the rape trial that prompted his moonlit flit from LA 30 years ago. Going a little easy on his complexities, it nevertheless offers many treasures from the life of a fascinating figure, including a trailer for The Tenant that snarls, “Nobody does it to you like Roman Polanski!” Synecdoche, New York Charlie Kaufman's directing debut is a flawed masterpiece, a weird and typically wonderful epic fantasy about a frustrated playwright who decides to build a full-scale model of New York in an empty studio. A cluster of terrific female stars add substance to this poignant exploration of human fragility, but it's Philip Seymour Hoffmann who leads it to its unexpectedly moving finish. Surveillance If you thought David Lynch was a bit rum, well, his daughter Jennifer is way out there in damn-fine-coffee country too. Though it skews a little too close at times to Lynch Sr, and not always effectively so, this daffy and sometimes absurdly violent potboiler proves she's a kindred spirit, with Bull Pullman and Julia Ormond as FBI agents investigating a gruesome killing spree. Hunger British artist Steve McQueen made a welcome splash with his first feature film, dealing with the 80s hunger strike of IRA member Bobby Sands and its impact on the authorities during Margaret Thatcher's tenure as Prime Minister. The style is hardcore arthouse, but McQueen's beautifully shot debut deals with questions of humanity that touched the hearts of festivalgoers from all over the world.

Though it lacked a clear favourite in the official competition selection, and offered some weaker entries in the rival Critics Week and Directors Fortnight sections, this year’s Cannes Film Festival still delivered some interesting movies.

Nothing blew anyone away, mind — which would have been tricky after last year’s amazing 60th anniversary celebrations. But there was confirmation that the newer wave of Cannes discoveries were following up on early promise (Belgium’s Dardenne brothers and Turkey’s Nuri Bilge Ceylan both scored on awards night, with script and directing gongs respectively). Indeed, the field was so wide open that even the favourite to win, the Israeli animated doc Waltz With Bashir, didn’t drop too many jaws when it not only failed to win the Palme D’Or but anything at all. Instead, top-dog honours went to The Class by Laurence Cantet, a superb fly-on-the-wall drama about a teacher coming to terms with his downtrodden students.

Mudcrutch – Mudcrutch

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It was probably worth reforming just for the name. Co-founder Tom Leadon – brother of sometime Burrito/Eagle Bernie – said Mudcrutch "just sounded sort of dirty and decrepit". It was certainly all of a piece with the earthy fecundity of early '70s southern rock. The problem with the 'Crutch – and the reason they never got around to making an album till now – was that despite hailing from Gainesville, Fla., they weren't quite surth'urn enough to secure a niche in the Allmans/Capricorn axis. Too Anglophile and/or Californian for half-hour redneck blues jams – Petty was a Rundgren nut, believe it or not – the band eventually saw sense and made the westward trek that Bernie and fellow Eagle Don Felder had made. With a serendipitous stopover in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the rest is historic. Mudcrutch stumbled, collapsed, imploded; from its ashes rose the Petty-centric Heartbreakers, whose "Don't Do Me Like That" began life as a 1974 demo you can hear on Disc 5 of the 1995 Petty & Heartbreakers box-set Playback. Petty wanted to revisit the 'Crutch because "we left some music back there and it was time to go get it." How close Mudcrutch is to the group's early '70s bar-sound sound we'll probably never know, but covers of trucker's-rock staple "Six Days on the Road" and of the Byrds' brooding "Lover of the Bayou" – the latter complete with swampy bullfrogs – feel authentic enough. Petty's ageing Dylan/McGuinn voice is complemented by sturdy 4/4 grooves and by the glinty guitar interplay of Tom Leadon and Mike Campbell (which occasionally veers into more lyrical Grateful Dead territory, as on the long "Crystal River"). There's a pinch of bluegrass traditionalism on the opening "Shady Grove", some Cajun-ish instrumentalism on "June Apple", and a bunch of country-inflected originals ("Oh Maria", "Queen of the Go Go Girls", "House of Stone"). Given the involvement not just of Petty but of Campbell and veteran organist Benmont Tench, the staple Heartbreakers drive of "The Wrong Thing To Do" and first single "Scare Easy" shouldn't come as great surprises. Not as muddy as one might have hoped, then, but this was definitely a revisit worth making. BARNEY HOSKYNS

It was probably worth reforming just for the name. Co-founder Tom Leadon – brother of sometime Burrito/Eagle Bernie – said Mudcrutch “just sounded sort of dirty and decrepit”. It was certainly all of a piece with the earthy fecundity of early ’70s southern rock.

The problem with the ‘Crutch – and the reason they never got around to making an album till now – was that despite hailing from Gainesville, Fla., they weren’t quite surth’urn enough to secure a niche in the Allmans/Capricorn axis. Too Anglophile and/or Californian for half-hour redneck blues jams – Petty was a Rundgren nut, believe it or not – the band eventually saw sense and made the westward trek that Bernie and fellow Eagle Don Felder had made.

With a serendipitous stopover in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the rest is historic. Mudcrutch stumbled, collapsed, imploded; from its ashes rose the Petty-centric Heartbreakers, whose “Don’t Do Me Like That” began life as a 1974 demo you can hear on Disc 5 of the 1995 Petty & Heartbreakers box-set Playback.

Petty wanted to revisit the ‘Crutch because “we left some music back there and it was time to go get it.” How close Mudcrutch is to the group’s early ’70s bar-sound sound we’ll probably never know, but covers of trucker’s-rock staple “Six Days on the Road” and of the Byrds’ brooding “Lover of the Bayou” – the latter complete with swampy bullfrogs – feel authentic enough. Petty’s ageing Dylan/McGuinn voice is complemented by sturdy 4/4 grooves and by the glinty guitar interplay of Tom Leadon and Mike Campbell (which occasionally veers into more lyrical Grateful Dead territory, as on the long “Crystal River”).

There’s a pinch of bluegrass traditionalism on the opening “Shady Grove”, some Cajun-ish instrumentalism on “June Apple”, and a bunch of country-inflected originals (“Oh Maria”, “Queen of the Go Go Girls”, “House of Stone”). Given the involvement not just of Petty but of Campbell and veteran organist Benmont Tench, the staple Heartbreakers drive of “The Wrong Thing To Do” and first single “Scare Easy” shouldn’t come as great surprises. Not as muddy as one might have hoped, then, but this was definitely a revisit worth making.

BARNEY HOSKYNS

Neil Diamond – Home Before Dark

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Rick Rubin has worn many hats, not all of them Stetsons, but as far as Neil Diamond is concerned, the producer is defined by the American Recordings series he made with Johnny Cash. Rubin’s favour to Cash – other than proffering to him several songs he could conceivably never have heard otherwis...

Rick Rubin has worn many hats, not all of them Stetsons, but as far as Neil Diamond is concerned, the producer is defined by the American Recordings series he made with Johnny Cash. Rubin’s favour to Cash – other than proffering to him several songs he could conceivably never have heard otherwise – was the simplicity of the production. Nothing got in the way of the voice.

Rubin’s first collaboration with Diamond, 12 Songs, was a similar act of liberation, freeing a great writer from a life of cheese, and – by persuading him to pick up the guitar – reintroducing the intimacy of his earlier work. Vocally, Diamond is less broken than Cash was at the end, but he has a similar aura. When he sings, he declaims. Even at his most conversational, he’s rarely without that thrilling sense of self-importance.

On ‘Home Before Dark’, the regular Rubin collaborators – guitarist Mike Campbell, keyboardist Benmont Tench, bassist/acoustic guitarist Smokey Hormel – are joined by Matt Sweeney on guitar. At times, the writing is bolder. Occasionally, the boldness misfires. The single, “Pretty Amazing Grace”, has an uncharacteristically clumsy lyric, and matters of faith are better dealt with on “Whose Hands Are These” and “Don’t Go There”. Dixie Chick Natalie Maines duets to good effect on “Another Day (That Time Forget)”, and the title track finds “Diamond” contemplating sundown in a melancholic mood.

Some of it is as good as anything Diamond has done. “If I Don’t See You Again” is a monstrously powerful love song, perfectly embodying the singer’s tone of wounded boastfulness. Yet there are moments in the ebb and flow of the other songs, between the dread and the hurt, where Diamond seems to be straining at the leash, aiming for the epic, and all that Rubin can offer him is a nasty piano sound. Perhaps its time for the singer to take charge again. Enough politeness already, Rick, bring in the strings! Let the singer bleed!

ALASTAIR McKAY

The Doors – Live In Pittsburgh 1970

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The Doors camp has long held that the band’s May 2, 1970, show at the Pittsburgh Civic Arena was the tightest performance of its extensively recorded final tour, as the wildly erratic Jim Morrison showed up that night neither remote nor out of it but clear and focused. Following the replacement of...

The Doors camp has long held that the band’s May 2, 1970, show at the Pittsburgh Civic Arena was the tightest performance of its extensively recorded final tour, as the wildly erratic Jim Morrison showed up that night neither remote nor out of it but clear and focused. Following the replacement of a pair of long-missing sections by original engineer Bruce Botnick, this storied set can finally be heard, and absorbing it purely as an aural experience is, as they used to say, a trip.

This is music intended inspire a trance-like state – though it helps if the audience is already zoned-out to begin with, a given in this case – and right from the opening “Back Door Man”, the three players cast their spell. The extended vamps unfurl in strikingly stark and eerie patterns, bringing to mind the otherworldly churn of Portishead, albeit with a human pulse; sometimes minutes go by with little more happening than a relentlessly regular drum-and-keyboard-bass groove from John Densmore and Ray Manzarek.

These narcotic grooves propel surreal excursions like “Roadhouse Blues”, “Mystery Train” and “When The Music’s Over”, full of subtle variations in mood, rhythmic emphasis and dynamic intensity, as the band moves seamlessly between arranged and improvised sections.

In a committed performance as shaman/ringmaster, Morrison shape-shifts between a theatricality that’s practically Shakespearean in its declamation, and his version of method acting. He speaks in tongues in the breakdown of “Roadhouse Blues”, while spontaneously working in bits of other songs during the stretched-out segments, keeping the bandmembers on their toes – but then, going with the flow is their strength.

Morrison’s acuity allows guitarist Robbie Krieger to shine in his role as the echo in a call-and-response dialogue with the singer, using his trusty Gibson SG to capture the cadences and tonalities of the sounds Morrison emits, with Manzarek’s organ underscoring the interaction in the intoxicating payoffs. Throughout the set, the band masterfully conjures up the dusky atmospheres that enable the frontman to beguile and intimidate.

It’s safe to say that Live In Pittsburgh is the first Doors live album that captures the band at its spellbinding peak. From this point forward, no longer will the Boomer need to explain, “You had to be there.”

BUD SCOPPA

The Replacements

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The Replacements, as is the way with acts whose fanbase acquires the devotion and pettiness of a cult, have always borne a myth that they were at their best earliest. They weren’t, but these reissues of their first four releases ('Sorry Ma, Forgot To Take Out The Trash', 'Stink', 'Hootenanny', 'Le...

The Replacements, as is the way with acts whose fanbase acquires the devotion and pettiness of a cult, have always borne a myth that they were at their best earliest. They weren’t, but these reissues of their first four releases (‘Sorry Ma, Forgot To Take Out The Trash’, ‘Stink’, ‘Hootenanny’, ‘Let It Be’), nonetheless represent an incalculably influential canon.

1984’s magnificent “Let It Be” in particular is the Rosetta Stone of modern American indie, a ragged assemblage of unreconstructed punk (“Gary’s Got A Boner”), anti-corporate rage (“Seen Your Video”), achingly pretty angst (“Unsatisfied”) and the now-obligatory desecration of a mainstream rock staple (Kiss’s “Black Diamond”).

Worth buying again for the bonus material, including rehearsal-room-rattling readings of T-Rex’s “20th Century Boy” and The Grass Roots’ “Temptation Eyes”, and a demo of “Answering Machine” – the latter an unimprovable study in the furious, impotent rage of someone blaming the medium for the message.

ANDREW MUELLER

Pic credit: Redferns

Cassandra’s Dream

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DIR: WOODY ALLEN|ST: EWAN MCGREGOR,COLIN FARRELL No pussyfooting: Cassandra's Dream is one of the worst movies ever made by a great director. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The story is ludicrous, telling of a couple of ambitious London brothers compelled to bump off the business associate of a shady uncle, and their subsequent guilt and betrayal. The script comes across like the result of a GSCE class set the exercise of adapting a Dostoevsky novel in the style of Eastenders. McGregor and Farrell act as though inspired by the respective examples of Ian Beale and Joey Tribbiani, with cockney accents wavering between Dick Van Dyke and Tony Curtis doing Cary Grant in Some Like It Hot. Despite a soundtrack by Philip Glass and cinematography from Vilmos Zsigmond, it even feels technically shoddy. It may be kinder to put this down to Allen's aged frailty than otherwise to account for such a shocking clunker. STEPHEN TROUSSE

DIR: WOODY ALLEN|ST: EWAN MCGREGOR,COLIN FARRELL

No pussyfooting: Cassandra’s Dream is one of the worst movies ever made by a great director. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The story is ludicrous, telling of a couple of ambitious London brothers compelled to bump off the business associate of a shady uncle, and their subsequent guilt and betrayal.

The script comes across like the result of a GSCE class set the exercise of adapting a Dostoevsky novel in the style of Eastenders. McGregor and Farrell act as though inspired by the respective examples of Ian Beale and Joey Tribbiani, with cockney accents wavering between Dick Van Dyke and Tony Curtis doing Cary Grant in Some Like It Hot. Despite a soundtrack by Philip Glass and cinematography from Vilmos Zsigmond, it even feels technically shoddy. It may be kinder to put this down to Allen’s aged frailty than otherwise to account for such a shocking clunker.

STEPHEN TROUSSE

Major Dundee – The Restored Cut

"Tell me, who will you send against me now..?" These are the words of Sierra Charriba, leader of a band of murderous Apache warriors, during the opening minutes of Sam Peckinpah's Civil War epic Major Dundee. But they could just as easily come from the mouth of Peckinpah himself. During the filming of Major Dundee, the director will find himself besieged by studio execs, battle budget cuts, face a mutinous cast and crew and have a sabre drawn on him by his leading man, Charlton Heston. And this is before the film is taken away from him, cut without his approval, has a score commissioned he detests and finally released to almost universal critical disdain and box-office failure. It's the kind of conflict that Peckinpah encountered repeatedly throughout his career. But here in 1963, Peckinpah was making his big budget picture debut - $4.5m as opposed to the $800,000 allocated for his previous film, Ride The High Country - and for the first time the intransigent, adversarial director got bloodied fighting to get his vision on screen. That he failed has led Major Dundee to be hailed as something of a lost masterpiece; like The Magnificent Ambersons, a classic example of an auteur's vision compromised by the interfering hands of a studio. This expanded Cut, originally released on the festival circuit in 2005, boosts the film's running time from 123 to 136 minutes, arguably just too far short of Peckinpah's original 156 minute version to be able to fully judge whether the film's shortcomings can be attributed to the studio or the director himself. If Peckinpah was driven by his own obsessions and demons, then the same is true of Major Amos Charles Dundee. A Union officer, he's transferred in 1864 to command Fort Benlin, a PoW camp in Texas, as disciplinary action for fighting "his own war at Gettysberg". Appalled by a massacre of ranchers and soldiers at the hands of Charriba's men, Dundee pursues the Apache into Mexico, ostensibly to rescue children they've kidnapped. So he recruits from the camp prisoners a posse of "thieves, renegades, deserters, gentlemen of the South", including Captain Ben Tyreen, an old friend from West Point turned Confederate rebel, and his grisly band of Southern trash (Warren Oates, Ben Johnson, LQ Jones and John Davis Chandler). Armed with 48 Henry rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammunition and a baby Howitzer, and rounded out by Samuel Potts, a one-armed Indian scout (James Coburn), Dundee leads his men out into the wilderness, across the Rio Grande and into some kind of hell. The first hour of so, as Dundee assembles his posse, is brilliantly gripping, Peckinpah layering in the inter-personal dynamics of his characters, setting up conflicts to come - particularly between Dundee and Tyreen, which gives the film its emotional focus. As with Gil Westrum and Steve Judd in ... High Country, or Pike Bishop and Deke Thornton in The Wild Bunch, Dundee and Tyreen represent opposite sides of the same character. Dundee is the square-jawed, solid if rather dull leader; Tyreen a charismatic, moustachio'd rake. As the chase into the Mexico begins to take its toll, and Dundee's grip on his command falters, Tyreen begins to assert his own authority, the roles of the two men almost reversed. The second hour, as the men drift through a series of digressionary encounters, is much looser. Some of these sequences - particularly the scene where Warren Oates' is tried for desertion - are fantastic on their own terms. But a lengthy interlude in a Mexican town, to essay in a love-triangle between Dundee, Tyreen and Senta Berger's widow Teresa, undermines the film's pacing. The problem seems to be that Peckinpah didn't have a finished script. Originally from future Dirty Harry writer Jules Fink, the screenplay was then rewritten by Peckinpah and Oscar Saul. Once filming began, Peckinpah and Saul - along with Heston and Harris - continued rewrites as they went, and the film just unravels. This wouldn't be the last time Peckinpah found himself improvising pages of script on set, but at this early point in his movie career he doesn't really have the skills to pull it off. Heston, for his part, might not be the greatest choice for a Peckinpah movie. If you think of the great Peckinpah leads - William Holden, Coburn, Oates, Steve McQueen, Randolph Scott, Joel McRae - they all bring a worn, down-at-heel quality that chimes with the elegiac tone of the movies. But Heston - a huge box office draw in 1965 - manoeuvres convincingly between blue-eyed hero and broken, Ahab-like obsessive. There is enough here to partly qualify the film's status. As a response to John Ford's Cavalry movies, it's brilliant and bold. Peckinpah inverts Ford's idea that disparate characters could be united through a common goal; here, they bicker and fight, tension palpable throughout. The widescreen cinematography of Mexico is lush and striking, and the supporting cast of Peckinpah regulars are excellent. And the final scene, as the remnants of Dundee's army disappears off into the dust and heat of the desert, feels richly symbolic, no comfortable return to civilisation here, these men perhaps no longer certain of what civilisation now even is. After the disaster of Dundee, Peckinpah wouldn't make another movie until 1969. You can argue that everything he learned getting burned on Major Dundee he then turned to his advantage on The Wild Bunch - his first, unassailable masterpiece. EXTRAS: 4* Great, informative commentaries from Peckinpah historians, as well as a short but hugely enjoyable doc in which the grizzled old survivors of the shoot (Coburn, Armstrong, Jones, Berger) recount the film's grim back story. There's also cut scenes and the option to watch the film with either the original score in place or a new one, commissioned for this restoration project. MICHAEL BONNER

“Tell me, who will you send against me now..?” These are the words of Sierra Charriba, leader of a band of murderous Apache warriors, during the opening minutes of Sam Peckinpah‘s Civil War epic Major Dundee. But they could just as easily come from the mouth of Peckinpah himself. During the filming of Major Dundee, the director will find himself besieged by studio execs, battle budget cuts, face a mutinous cast and crew and have a sabre drawn on him by his leading man, Charlton Heston. And this is before the film is taken away from him, cut without his approval, has a score commissioned he detests and finally released to almost universal critical disdain and box-office failure.

It’s the kind of conflict that Peckinpah encountered repeatedly throughout his career. But here in 1963, Peckinpah was making his big budget picture debut – $4.5m as opposed to the $800,000 allocated for his previous film, Ride The High Country – and for the first time the intransigent, adversarial director got bloodied fighting to get his vision on screen. That he failed has led Major Dundee to be hailed as something of a lost masterpiece; like The Magnificent Ambersons, a classic example of an auteur’s vision compromised by the interfering hands of a studio.

This expanded Cut, originally released on the festival circuit in 2005, boosts the film’s running time from 123 to 136 minutes, arguably just too far short of Peckinpah’s original 156 minute version to be able to fully judge whether the film’s shortcomings can be attributed to the studio or the director himself.

If Peckinpah was driven by his own obsessions and demons, then the same is true of Major Amos Charles Dundee. A Union officer, he’s transferred in 1864 to command Fort Benlin, a PoW camp in Texas, as disciplinary action for fighting “his own war at Gettysberg”. Appalled by a massacre of ranchers and soldiers at the hands of Charriba’s men, Dundee pursues the Apache into Mexico, ostensibly to rescue children they’ve kidnapped. So he recruits from the camp prisoners a posse of “thieves, renegades, deserters, gentlemen of the South”, including Captain Ben Tyreen, an old friend from West Point turned Confederate rebel, and his grisly band of Southern trash (Warren Oates, Ben Johnson, LQ Jones and John Davis Chandler). Armed with 48 Henry rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammunition and a baby Howitzer, and rounded out by Samuel Potts, a one-armed Indian scout (James Coburn), Dundee leads his men out into the wilderness, across the Rio Grande and into some kind of hell.

The first hour of so, as Dundee assembles his posse, is brilliantly gripping, Peckinpah layering in the inter-personal dynamics of his characters, setting up conflicts to come – particularly between Dundee and Tyreen, which gives the film its emotional focus. As with Gil Westrum and Steve Judd in … High Country, or Pike Bishop and Deke Thornton in The Wild Bunch, Dundee and Tyreen represent opposite sides of the same character.

Dundee is the square-jawed, solid if rather dull leader; Tyreen a charismatic, moustachio’d rake. As the chase into the Mexico begins to take its toll, and Dundee’s grip on his command falters, Tyreen begins to assert his own authority, the roles of the two men almost reversed.

The second hour, as the men drift through a series of digressionary encounters, is much looser. Some of these sequences – particularly the scene where Warren Oates’ is tried for desertion – are fantastic on their own terms. But a lengthy interlude in a Mexican town, to essay in a love-triangle between Dundee, Tyreen and Senta Berger’s widow Teresa, undermines the film’s pacing.

The problem seems to be that Peckinpah didn’t have a finished script. Originally from future Dirty Harry writer Jules Fink, the screenplay was then rewritten by Peckinpah and Oscar Saul. Once filming began, Peckinpah and Saul – along with Heston and Harris – continued rewrites as they went, and the film just unravels. This wouldn’t be the last time Peckinpah found himself improvising pages of script on set, but at this early point in his movie career he doesn’t really have the skills to pull it off.

Heston, for his part, might not be the greatest choice for a Peckinpah movie. If you think of the great Peckinpah leads – William Holden, Coburn, Oates, Steve McQueen, Randolph Scott, Joel McRae – they all bring a worn, down-at-heel quality that chimes with the elegiac tone of the movies. But Heston – a huge box office draw in 1965 – manoeuvres convincingly between blue-eyed hero and broken, Ahab-like obsessive.

There is enough here to partly qualify the film’s status. As a response to John Ford’s Cavalry movies, it’s brilliant and bold. Peckinpah inverts Ford’s idea that disparate characters could be united through a common goal; here, they bicker and fight, tension palpable throughout.

The widescreen cinematography of Mexico is lush and striking, and the supporting cast of Peckinpah regulars are excellent. And the final scene, as the remnants of Dundee’s army disappears off into the dust and heat of the desert, feels richly symbolic, no comfortable return to civilisation here, these men perhaps no longer certain of what civilisation now even is.

After the disaster of Dundee, Peckinpah wouldn’t make another movie until 1969. You can argue that everything he learned getting burned on Major Dundee he then turned to his advantage on The Wild Bunch – his first, unassailable masterpiece.

EXTRAS: 4* Great, informative commentaries from Peckinpah historians, as well as a short but hugely enjoyable doc in which the grizzled old survivors of the shoot (Coburn, Armstrong, Jones, Berger) recount the film’s grim back story. There’s also cut scenes and the option to watch the film with either the original score in place or a new one, commissioned for this restoration project.

MICHAEL BONNER

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss in London

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Robert Plant and Alison Krauss London Wembley Arena Thursday, May 22 2008 “Good evening” says Robert Plant, flinging back a mane of tangled hair from his face, early on in tonight’s extraordinary show. “And welcome to. . .” he goes on, and pauses. “Well, I don’t know what it is,” he says then with a smile that before it’s finished turns into a grin, and a big one at that, visible evidence of a man clearly enjoying what he’s doing, even if he can’t put a name to it. “But you’re welcome to it,” he adds, “whatever it is.” I’m sure there are a lot of people who remain more than somewhat baffled by what Plant is currently up to – Jimmy Page, you imagine, principal among them – and can’t for the life of them understand why the singer would turn his back on what may have been a last opportunity for a reformed Led Zeppelin to sweep all before them, the world once more in thrall to their rampaging glory, the band making millions in the process. For these people, Plant’s decision to defer a full-scale Zeppelin reunion tour in favour of taking on the road Raising Sand, the album of “dark, sexy Americana” he recorded in Nashville with bluegrass singer and fiddle player Alison Krauss, may seem wilfully perverse, the album and accompanying dates an indulgence of sorts, a superstar somehow slumming it, the whole thing, in their opinion, a self-flattering vanity project, Plant doing it for reasons they find unfathomable and therefore questionable, as if Raising Sand was no more than a preening vanity project, recorded on a superstar’s indulgent whim. This is a point of view, of course, that dramatically underestimates the depth of Plant’s feelings towards the beautiful and eerie music he has created with Krauss and producer T Bone Burnett on Raising Sand, the way it has revitalised him, filled him with new energies and ambitions that have allowed him at last, after years of sometimes inconclusive solo meanderings, to step out of the shadows of Zeppelin’s ominously looming legacy, the past that is forever calling out to him and by which I’d hazard he feels nothing but confined, reined-in. Watching him at Wembley, you could clearly see a man who has discovered, however belatedly, a musical universe in which he feels uniquely, if unexpectedly, at home – and you sense that what he’s doing now, which for him involves the charting of entirely new musical territories, is wholly more gratifying than, at 60, parading the stages of the world’s biggest venues as the rock god of yore, which you suspect is a role he no longer feels comfortable playing, in a circus in which he wants no more to perform, private planes, vast entourages and knee-bowing attendants not a part at all of his current reality. With Plant and Krauss waiting in opposite wings, T Bone Burnett, dressed in a preacher’s long black coat, as if he’s on his way to a pulpit to deliver a sermon of apocalyptic content, leads out the superlative band he’s pit together. He’s joined by drummer Jay Bellerose, double bassist Denis Crouch, multi-instrumentalist Stuart Duncan, with Nashville guitar legend Buddy Miller, who I saw last as a member of Emmylou Harris’ touring band, replacing Marc Ribot, who played on Raising Sand. The band in place, and locking quickly into the shimmering reverb groove of “Rich Woman”, Plant and Krauss make their entrance to huge cheers, standing shoulder to shoulder at separate microphones, the astonishing vocal chemistry they have discovered between them at once in evidence. There is an ease and grace to their work, an unforced natural playfulness that gives way when appropriate to a sombre gravity. The band, meanwhile, are simply sublime - their nearest sonic equivalent Dylan’s current touring band of virtuoso road warriors, whose collective excellence they serially rival. I suspect for some, the music that follows over the next couple of hours, will have seemed rather too sedate. But the choreographed formality of the show’s presentation is cleverly judged, and its unhurried elegant stateliness, what they play often assumes a wonderful grandeur, at times seems positively regal. Highlights from the Raising Sand album are many – including Krauss’s sublime reading of Gene Clark’s “Through The Morning, Through The Night”, Plant’s powerfully mesmerising “Please Read The Letter”, a riveting “Fortune Teller” and a tender, heartbreaking “Killing The Blues”. There are versions, as you will have heard, of three Zeppelin songs – a banjo-led “Black Dog”, which is brilliantly transformed, the original’s rampant carnality replaced by something more subtly insidious and sexy, a dramatically executed “Battle Of Evermore”, with Krauss invoking the ghost of Sandy Denny, and, even better, a stunning reworking of “When The Levee Breaks”, which now echoes the similar dramatic eschatology of Dylan’s “High Water”. Best of all, though, is the version of the uncompromisingly bleak “Nothing” – introduced by Plant as a “profound piece of pain by Townes Van Zandt”. When I interviewed him last year, just before raising Sand came out, Plant explained that originally he didn’t get this song, couldn’t make sense of it, its meaning elusive to him. A series of explanatory e-mails from T Bone helped him ‘get inside’ the song, as he put it, and now he inhabits it totally, gives authentic voice to its poetic desolation, Krauss’s fiddle and the torrential guitars of Burnett and Miller providing devastating back-up. When it’s over, and a chilling hush settles, Plant stands centre stage, head for a moment bowed. He lifts it then, and stares out at the cheering crowd, allows himself just the flicker of a vindicated smile, a man in a place he wants to be rather than the place others wish he was, which is somewhere you suspect he will want to linger a while longer, this musical journey just beginning.

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss

London Wembley Arena

Thursday, May 22 2008

“Good evening” says Robert Plant, flinging back a mane of tangled hair from his face, early on in tonight’s extraordinary show. “And welcome to. . .” he goes on, and pauses. “Well, I don’t know what it is,” he says then with a smile that before it’s finished turns into a grin, and a big one at that, visible evidence of a man clearly enjoying what he’s doing, even if he can’t put a name to it. “But you’re welcome to it,” he adds, “whatever it is.”

Latitude Festival: Yet More Additions!

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The cultural extravaganza that is Latitude revealed another barrowload of new additions today. The excellent comedian Mark Steel will be delivering a "lecture" in the Literary Arena, while over in the Comedy Arena, the festival will be illuminated by performances from The Fast Show's Simon Day, Scott Capurro, Hans Teeuwen and Milton Jones. The major theatrical happenings at the festival - taking place between July 17 and 20 at Henham Park, Southwold, Suffolk - are also falling into place. The National Theatre will be presenting "Fugee" by Abi Morgan, the story of a group of young refugees struggling to adjust to life in the UK. The Royal Shakespeare Company, meanwhile, will be performing new, vibrant five-minute plays at unlikely times. The Lyric Hammersmith will be bringing the dazzling Cartoon de Salvo company to create a new improvised adventure - "Hard Hearted Hannah" - and showcasinf new writers. There'll also be seven short plays by the acclaimed American playwright Christopher Durang. On the lake, meanwhile, the dance line-up will include three acts presented by Sadler's Wells: Wayne McGregor and Random Dance's "Entity"; the hip hop-influenced Boy Blue's "Pied Piper"; and Gauri Sharma Tripathi's "Waqt - Time". Check out the dedicated Uncut Latitude blog for details of artists, performers, poets, authors and plays that have so far been confirmed for the all encompassing arts and music three day festival. Click here for our dedicated Latitude blog for all your festival updates! Latitude takes place at Henham Park, Southwold, Sufflolk between July 17 and 20. Tickets are selling fast, priced £130 for the weekend, or £55 for day tickets, all of which are available from the credit card hotline - 0871 231 0821. Or online at www.seetickets.com, www.festivalrepublic.com and at www.latitudefestival.co.uk. Keep your browsers pointed at www.uncut.co.uk – we’ll announce new additions there the minute we hear of them.

The cultural extravaganza that is Latitude revealed another barrowload of new additions today. The excellent comedian Mark Steel will be delivering a “lecture” in the Literary Arena, while over in the Comedy Arena, the festival will be illuminated by performances from The Fast Show’s Simon Day, Scott Capurro, Hans Teeuwen and Milton Jones.

The major theatrical happenings at the festival – taking place between July 17 and 20 at Henham Park, Southwold, Suffolk – are also falling into place. The National Theatre will be presenting “Fugee” by Abi Morgan, the story of a group of young refugees struggling to adjust to life in the UK.

The Royal Shakespeare Company, meanwhile, will be performing new, vibrant five-minute plays at unlikely times. The Lyric Hammersmith will be bringing the dazzling Cartoon de Salvo company to create a new improvised adventure – “Hard Hearted Hannah” – and showcasinf new writers. There’ll also be seven short plays by the acclaimed American playwright Christopher Durang.

On the lake, meanwhile, the dance line-up will include three acts presented by Sadler’s Wells: Wayne McGregor and Random Dance’s “Entity”; the hip hop-influenced Boy Blue’s “Pied Piper”; and Gauri Sharma Tripathi’s “Waqt – Time”.

Check out the dedicated Uncut Latitude blog for details of artists, performers, poets, authors and plays that have so far been confirmed for the all encompassing arts and music three day festival.

Click here for our dedicated Latitude blog for all your festival updates!

Latitude takes place at Henham Park, Southwold, Sufflolk between July 17 and 20.

Tickets are selling fast, priced £130 for the weekend, or £55 for day tickets, all of which are available from the credit card hotline – 0871 231 0821. Or online at www.seetickets.com, www.festivalrepublic.com and at www.latitudefestival.co.uk.

Keep your browsers pointed at www.uncut.co.uk – we’ll announce new additions there the minute we hear of them.

Glenn Tilbrook And Chris Difford Win Major Songwriting Gong

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Squeeze's two venerable frontmen, Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford, walked away with the Outstanding Contribution to British Music” award at yesterday's Ivor Novello Awards ceremony in London. Mark Ronson presented the trophy to Difford and Tilbrook, and called the Ivors, "the most prestigious songwriting awards in the world, the Grammys of songwriting". It is the second time Difford has won an Ivor Novello Award, having previously won the “British Songwriter” Award in 1998. His band plan to start work on their first album in ten years in 2009. They are scheduled to play Womad (27th July), Beautiful Days - Devon (15th August), V Festival – Weston Park 16th August) and V Festival – Hylands Park (17th August). Squeeze then head to the USA for a massive tour in August. Other winners at the ceremony included Pink Floyd's David Gilmour, who won a Lifetime Achievement award, Amy Winehouse (Best Song for "Love Is A Losing Game") and Radiohead (Best Album for "In Rainbows"). Phil Collins, won an International Achievement award suggested that the Ivor Novello recognition could mark a "full stop" in career. "My priorities in life have taken a considerable change in the past couple of years," he said. "I've got two little boys and my world revolves around them." The odious MIka, meanwhile, was named Songwriter Of The Year.

Squeeze’s two venerable frontmen, Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford, walked away with the Outstanding Contribution to British Music” award at yesterday’s Ivor Novello Awards ceremony in London.

Mark Ronson presented the trophy to Difford and Tilbrook, and called the Ivors, “the most prestigious songwriting awards in the world, the Grammys of songwriting”.

It is the second time Difford has won an Ivor Novello Award, having previously won the “British Songwriter” Award in 1998. His band plan to start work on their first album in ten years in 2009. They are scheduled to play Womad (27th July), Beautiful Days – Devon (15th August), V Festival – Weston Park 16th August) and V Festival – Hylands Park (17th August). Squeeze then head to the USA for a massive tour in August.

Other winners at the ceremony included Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour, who won a Lifetime Achievement award, Amy Winehouse (Best Song for “Love Is A Losing Game”) and Radiohead (Best Album for “In Rainbows”).

Phil Collins, won an International Achievement award suggested that the Ivor Novello recognition could mark a “full stop” in career. “My priorities in life have taken a considerable change in the past couple of years,” he said. “I’ve got two little boys and my world revolves around them.”

The odious MIka, meanwhile, was named Songwriter Of The Year.

Endless Boogie: “Focus Level”

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I’ve been blown away this week by the first album from a New York band called Endless Boogie. The name was vaguely familiar, and reading through the press release it transpires that the band played Slint’s All Tomorrow’s Parties a few years back. There are some earlier singles, I think, which Bubba helpfully linked to here. Anyway, reading on, it says here that frontman Paul Major is “one of the pre-eminent record collectors in the universe, and has supported himself as such for two decades now.” Fortunately, Major doesn’t bring a bloodless, scholarly approach to music with his band. Instead they, well, boogie. Endlessly. So “Focus Level” begins with “Smoking Figs In The Yard”, and a Herculean chug that reminds me of AC/DC, with the solid machine-riffing style of Malcolm rather than Angus Young in the ascendant. Major’s vocal style is a sort of inchoate southern splutter which has prompted one of two vague Kings Of Leon comparisons in the office: maybe this is what “Knocked Up” would’ve sounded like if it had been as good as it briefly promised to be – and if the Followills’ father had sung lead. A more apt comparison, though, might be to Captain Beefheart – or perhaps to John French, doing his fervid Beefheart impression on that weird Magic Band reunion tour a few years back. Like Beefheart, it’s clear that Endless Boogie’s music is rooted in the blues (the band name is lifted from a John Lee Hooker record), but their version is more streamlined than cranky. As befits the work of men who clearly have that encyclopaedic, meticulous knowledge of rock history, it’s easy to sit here and spot antecedents in their awesome, brooding jams. There’s plenty of early ZZ Top, as you might imagine, some Coloured Balls, maybe a tiny bit of Status Quo (they appear to be acquaintances – and record suppliers, possibly – of Stephen Malkmus, which explains a lot) and Canned Heat (“Jammin' With Top Dollar”, in particular, hits that mighty choogle, with a hefty measure of Norman Greenbaum and, as John Robinson has just noted, “Orgone Accumulator”, too). And there’s also a real sense that Endless Boogie have exploited the affinities between fiercely disciplined, linear southern jams and motorik. The road goes on forever, the scenery never changes that much. And neither do the jams. I had an idea for a band for a few years ago – not that I can play an instrument or anything, but it was a pretty abstract idea. I envisaged a band who’d play nothing but the main riff from “American Woman” by The Guess Who, non-stop for an hour. Endless Boogie sound like the sort of band who had a similar sort of idea, then realised they could do much better. Hence “Focus Level”; it’s 79 minutes long, and right now I never want it to end.

I’ve been blown away this week by the first album from a New York band called Endless Boogie. The name was vaguely familiar, and reading through the press release it transpires that the band played Slint’s All Tomorrow’s Parties a few years back. There are some earlier singles, I think, which Bubba helpfully linked to here.

Scorsese Leaves Forthcoming Bob Marley Film

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Martin Scorsese, who announced in February he was following his Rolling Stones’ film Shine A Light with a documentary on Bob Marley, has stood down from the project due to unidentified “scheduling conflicts.” Scorsese’s Marley film was due for release on February 6, 2010, to coincide wit...

Martin Scorsese, who announced in February he was following his Rolling Stones’ film Shine A Light with a documentary on Bob Marley, has stood down from the project due to unidentified “scheduling conflicts.”

Scorsese’s Marley film was due for release on February 6, 2010, to coincide with what would have been Marley’s 65th birthday.

He is to be replaced by Jonathan Demme. Although most famous for his Oscar-winning movie Silence Of The Lambs, Demme also directed Talking Heads’ legendary 1984 concert film Stop Making Sense and, in 2006, the Neil Young tour film Heart Of Gold.

Scorsese’s next film is Shutter Island, an adaptation of a novel by Mystic River author Dennis Lehane, due for release in October, 2009.

The 21st Uncut Playlist Of 2008

I wandered into the office this morning to hear the new album from Stereolab playing – or at least weirdly and abruptly truncated edits of the songs on the new Stereolab album, which weren’t exactly the best way of getting the measure of “Chemical Chords”. The big discovery this week, though, has been the debut album from the pretty self-explanatory Endless Boogie, which I’ll write about properly in the next few days. There’s also, and I apologise, for this, a “Secret” record in the playlist this week, whose title I’m not allowed to reveal since, “All info on this is being kept under wraps until next week so please don't breathe a word to anyone that you even know a XXXXXX album is coming, let alone have heard it.” Anyway, I didn’t like it. Anyone fancy a guess? 1 Patti Smith & Kevin Shields – The Coral Sea (PASK) 2 Cloudland Canyon – Lie In Light (Kranky) 3. Gilberto Gil – The Sound Of Revolution 1968-69 (El) 4. My Morning Jacket – It Still Moves (ATO) 5. My Bloody Valentine – Loveless (SonyBMG) 6. Rodriguez – Cold Fact (Light In The Attic) 7. Mumford & Sons – Roll Away Your Stone (Chess Club) 8. The Necks – Aether (Fish Of Milk) 9. Endless Boogie – Focus Level (No Quarter) 10. The Necks – Chemist (ReR) 11. Beck – Chemtrails (XL) 12. Bonnie “Prince” Billy – Lie Down In The Light (Domino) 13. Sleep – Holy Mountain (Earache) 14. My Bloody Valentine – Isn’t Anything (SonyBMG) 15. Various Artists – Has It Dawned On You? (Dawn) 16. Ratatat – LP3 (XL) 17. DJ Lord Ward – Brooklyn Blister (Corsair) 18. A BIG SECRET! 19. Stereolab – Chemical Chords (4AD) 20. The Wu-Tang Clan – 8 Diagrams (Bodog) 21. Endless Boogie AGAIN. . . . . .

I wandered into the office this morning to hear the new album from Stereolab playing – or at least weirdly and abruptly truncated edits of the songs on the new Stereolab album, which weren’t exactly the best way of getting the measure of “Chemical Chords”. The big discovery this week, though, has been the debut album from the pretty self-explanatory Endless Boogie, which I’ll write about properly in the next few days. There’s also, and I apologise, for this, a “Secret” record in the playlist this week, whose title I’m not allowed to reveal since, “All info on this is being kept under wraps until next week so please don’t breathe a word to anyone that you even know a XXXXXX album is coming, let alone have heard it.”

The Apprentice

There is, of course, plenty that's wonderful about The Apprentice. Let's start with how a bunch of jumped-up estate agents, regional sales reps and “risk managers” stab each other in the back and bicker while displaying the level of intelligence usually associated with lesser Crustaceans. It’s the same reason you might watch Big Brother, so you can hoot cynically as the worst specimens that a few million years of evolution has to offer parade their tawdry, desperate dreams across the screen. The Apprentice is actually even funnier than Big Brother. Though both sets of contestants are generally motivated by the same thing – money, fame, success, greed – the Big Brother housemates are, by and large, of fairly limited aspirations. They don’t really have to do much but doss around by the pool and hope that by showing off the right amount of cleavage/character quirks/bitchiness they’ll find themselves catapulted into the limelight, or at the very least the right kind of Essex nightclub, the one frequented by Premiership footballers where the toilet seats are paved with gold. But the contestants on The Apprentice are hard-workers, driven by Gordon Gekko-like principals of corporate ruthlessness who get up early enough in the morning to press their pastel-coloured ties and blow-dry their hair. And what makes The Apprentice so howlingly funny is how self-delusional they are. They really believe they’ve got what it takes to “make it” in the cutthroat upper echelons of the business world. My favourite part of the show is when they balls up one of the tasks set at the start of each episode by Sir Alan Sugar, then turn on each other during the debriefing session in Sugar's board room like semi-rabid feral wolves to avoid being shouted at and/or sacked by Sir Alan. No one likes getting a bollocking, least of all from someone who displays the combined charm of the Mitchell brothers from EastEnders and Stalin, but it’s the way the would-be apprentices take their evisceration from Sugar with a polite “Thank you, Sir Alan,” before obsequiously departing the board room. Then, presumably, to be escorted to a small ante-chamber and stabbed to death with a poison-tipped shoe by Sir Alan’s own Rosa Klebb, Margaret Mountford. Anyway, last night’s programme was fantastic by any standards. The two teams – Alpha and Renaissance – were charged with devising a commercial for tissues. Team Alpha (why not Alpha Max? Surely that would have been more thrusting and aspirational..?) were headed up by the objectionable Alex, who looks like an also-ran from a Take That covers band and is a master at passive-aggressive, back-stabbing bastardy. He had in tow low-rent Essex boy Lee and Sloaney Lucinda, who complained about everything. Team Renaissance were led by Raef, an arrogant posho who was saddled with the equally posh through drippy Michael and self-serving Claire, who’s little more than the class bully. Team Alpha designed a tissue box that looked like a cheap cereal packet and shot an advert of concrete-clad crassness. Team Renaissance came up with a tasteful box design and hired Sian Lloyd to star in their commercial, which was remarkably tasteful and well-shot but made the fatal mistake of not really featuring the product at all. Needless to say, Team Alpha’s ad – the kind of thing you find running on daytime TV shows like Jeremy Kyle – won. And it won by dint of its absolute lack of skill, wit or imagination, but simply because the product was slapped on screen at every opportunity. There is, the conclusion runs, no room for art in business. What was fun was watching Raef and Michael throw themselves into the project. Raef, it transpires, has trod the boards in his time, while Michael ran a theatre group at university. This meant they could sit in the back a people carrier trying to out am-dram each other, Raef declaiming a windy speech, Michael singing one of Fagin’s songs from Oliver! in comedy-Jew voice. They got carried away with each other’s brilliance on the ad shoot, much back-slapping and self-congratulations, Michael declaring “You could be the next Fellini!” of Raef’s formidable skills behind the camera. Once in the boardroom, however, Michael proceeded to do for Raef pretty much what Brutus did to Caesar on, lo, those fateful ides of March. It was shameless, weasely and utterly vile. Brilliant! Alex, meanwhile, was pretty flat as a team leader, and really only won because Team Renaissance singularly failed to grasp that the point of a commercial is to sell a product. Also, why on earth did Raef get a TV weather forecaster to advertise tissues..? The mind, she boggles. So, Alex and Claire – who I loathe equally, by the way – lived to fight another day. Which is great, because it gives me reason to risk an aneurism hurling spit-flecked obscenities at my TV set next week. Who do you think, then, should win The Apprentice? And how long until the next series of Masterchef...?

There is, of course, plenty that’s wonderful about The Apprentice. Let’s start with how a bunch of jumped-up estate agents, regional sales reps and “risk managers” stab each other in the back and bicker while displaying the level of intelligence usually associated with lesser Crustaceans. It’s the same reason you might watch Big Brother, so you can hoot cynically as the worst specimens that a few million years of evolution has to offer parade their tawdry, desperate dreams across the screen.

Win Tickets To See Neil Young, Primal Scream and More!

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Unless you've been living in a darkened room, it cannot have escaped your attention that legendary Canadian singer songwriter Neil Young is returning to the UK after a triumphant tour earlier this year, to headline a brand new one-day festival at Hop Farm on July 6. www.uncut.co.uk has two pairs of tickets to give away for what promises to be an amazing day of music in a non-branded, non-corporate field! Joining Neil Young at the festival is a great line-up of artists featuring Primal Scream, Supergrass, My Morning Jacket, Rufus Wainwright, the Guillemots, Laura Marling and LA collective Everest. The 30,000 capacity Hop Farm crowd is the brainchild of festival entrepreneur Vince Power, who has previously worked on the Reading, Glastonbury and Benicassim festivals. Tickets and more info are available from seetickets.com. But if you fancy your chances of winning, simply log in and answer the simple question by clicking here for the competition page. This competition closes on Thursday June 26 at Noon. Please make sure you include your daytime contact details and a delivery address for your tickets.

Unless you’ve been living in a darkened room, it cannot have escaped your attention that legendary Canadian singer songwriter Neil Young is returning to the UK after a triumphant tour earlier this year, to headline a brand new one-day festival at Hop Farm on July 6.

www.uncut.co.uk has two pairs of tickets to give away for what promises to be an amazing day of music in a non-branded, non-corporate field!

Joining Neil Young at the festival is a great line-up of artists featuring Primal Scream, Supergrass, My Morning Jacket, Rufus Wainwright, the Guillemots, Laura Marling and LA collective Everest.

The 30,000 capacity Hop Farm crowd is the brainchild of festival entrepreneur Vince Power, who has previously worked on the Reading, Glastonbury and Benicassim festivals.

Tickets and more info are available from seetickets.com.

But if you fancy your chances of winning, simply log in and answer the simple question by clicking here for the competition page.

This competition closes on Thursday June 26 at Noon.

Please make sure you include your daytime contact details and a delivery address for your tickets.