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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

Affable comedy on the news behind the headlines.

The Ten Commandments: Special Edition

It's very long and extremely po-faced, and most of the performances are pretty wooden, Yul Brynner's imperious pharaoh aside. Even so, Cecil B DeMille's 1956 account of the life of Moses (Charlton Heston) still has some impressive sequences-notably the Exodus from Egypt, with 60,000 extras—and remains the definitive Biblical epic.

Winter Wonderland

Seattle songstress' magnificent fourth album finds her deep in fire and ice

Mona Lisa Smile

Julia Roberts teaches posh girls to be defiant

Ocean Reign

Two nautical novels brought brilliantly to life in one action stunner

Less Is More

Haunting, minimalist road movie takes left-field Drugstore Cowboy director back to his roots

The Last Great Wilderness

Meaty debut from Tartan Tarantino

Red Dragon

Anthony Hopkins completes his Hannibal Lecter set with this remake of Michael Mann's Manhunter (1986). It's more faithful to Thomas Harris' novel, but a lot less stylish, and the performances are uniformly worse: Ed Norton is merely adequate as the empathic FBI detective, while Ralph Fiennes is positively wooden as serial killer Francis Dolarhyde, and even Hopkins is below par.

John Lee Hooker – I’m John Lee Hooker

Vintage blues and then some from revered bluesman

High Crimes

Someone seems to have decided that Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman are a marketable team, and their umpteenth crime thriller together is brought to you by the estimable Carl Franklin. Judd's a perky lawyer whose husband (a wooden Jim Caviezel) may or may not be a mass murderer. Freeman's an amusing drunk, but sadly the plot's the last word in generic, and the 'twists' wear neon signs on their heads.
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