Cannes 2006 – The Final Countdown

Uncut's last report from this year’s Cannes Film Festival

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Uncut is sitting just yards from the Palais on the final night of the Cannes film festival, where an ecstatic Ken Loach has just defied legions of Croisette clairvoyants by winning his first ever Palme d’Or with the stirring Irish Civil War saga The Wind that Shakes The Barley. The festival’s other big British triumph is Andrea Arnold’s Jury Prize winner Red Road, a beautifully crafted psycho-thriller about surveillance, sex and revenge set in a Glasgow tower block. Opening in the UK later this year, both are highly recommended.

After a slow and underwhelming start, Cannes definitely stepped up the quality level in its closing week. Babel, the epic new globalised multi-plot melodrama from Amores Perros and 21 Grams director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu, put audiences through the emotional mangle in four different languages. Meanwhile his friend and fellow Mexican superstar director Guillermo Del Toro delivered the fantasy rollercoaster ride of the festival with Pan’s Labyrinth, a supernatural fairy tale set in fascist Spain soon after the Civil War. Two very different films, both of them excellent.

As ever at Cannes, the festival fringes have thrown up some of the finest, weirdest movie moments. Like the night time beach screening of Daft Punk’s Electroma, a psychedelic sci-fi road movie directed by the Parisian techno duo with a nod to arthouse classics by Antonioni, Kubrick and early George Lucas. Although the film stars the pair’s iconic robot characters, it contains none of their music and no dialogue. Most critics hated it but Uncut was mesmerised. Almost as trippy was Richard Linklater’s A Scanner Darkly, an innovative and very funny sci-fi stoner comedy starring Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder and Robert Downey Jr in heavily stylised, semi animated form.

But the biggest, filthiest laughs of the festival were reserved for two unofficial, under the radar screenings. The first was a sneak preview of Borat, the feature debut of the Kazakhstan character created by Sasha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G, an inspired masterclass in politically incorrect humour directed by Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry Charles. Its only rival in the rarefied premiere league of ass-to-mouth and animal-sex jokes was Friday’s rowdy midnight debut of Kevin Smith’s Clerks 2, an orgy of foulmouthed genius which reunites the same characters in a fast food restaurant 12 years after the first film.

At the packed screening, Smith was greeted like a rock star. “It’s a massive, massive fucking honour to be here,” the cult writer-director announced as he bounced onstage in tuxedo and surf shorts. “I feel a little awkward to be honest with you… I feel a little gay, but not gay in that awesome cock-sucking way.”

It was the perfect climax to a bumpy Cannes festival which, in the end, delivered the goods. That’s all for now – Uncut is off to dive into a swimming pool full of champagne and porn stars. Hey, that Ken Loach really knows how to throw a party. See you face down on the red carpet next year.

By Stephen Dalton


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