What are Selfish C*** rebelling against? What have you got? If the purpose of Martin Tomlinson and Patrick Constable’s music is to provoke reaction, they’ve succeeded. Thrillingly unpredictable performers whose contemptuous debut single, “Fuck The Poor”/”Britain Is Shit”, sold 6000 copies, their no-less controversial album is a bilious broadside that shocks and amuses in equal measure. Risible, compelling, flawed and brilliant, it demands to be heard.