Rain? Leather? Uzis? Slow-mo? Plot? Ah…Character? Um…Performance? Ahem…Sexy and inspired concept?werewolves versus vampires, with extra ammo?visibly collapses amid a slew of derivative Matrix shoot-’em-ups, excruciating line deliveries and cack-handed direction from Megadeth music video veteran Len Wiseman. Kate Beckinsale can only high-kick and cringe.
Underworld
Rain? Leather? Uzis? Slow-mo? Plot? Ah...Character? Um...Performance? Ahem...Sexy and inspired concept—werewolves versus vampires, with extra ammo—visibly collapses amid a slew of derivative Matrix shoot-'em-ups, excruciating line deliveries and cack-handed direction from Megadeth music video veteran Len Wiseman. Kate Beckinsale can only high-kick and cringe.
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