Free mini poster! More blockbusting belligerence from Kermit’s overweight and moody second cousin, or at least from the film with the most laughably dodgy CGI in cinematic history. Has nobody the courage to tell Ang Lee to stick to melodramas where drippy women in bonnets pine for Hugh Grant or Sigourney Weaver plays a ’70s swinger? Danny Elfman, colossal hack of multiplex scores, dresses this beast, with Natacha Atlas cameo-ing, while the finale, “Set Me Free”, is performed by Scott Weiland, Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner. We’re guessing Axl Rose was already committed to the next Muppets movie.
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