Latitude 2009

Latitude: Random stuff!

Michael Bonner

Here's some random lists of things we've seen while out and about on site, assembled by the UNCUT Latitude work team. That's us.

FIVE THINGS YOU CAN BUY ON SITE
1. A spiritual doorbell = £10
2. A copy of the Saturday Guardian from the supermarket tent in the camp site = £1.80
3. Dirk Bogarde's "Snakes & Ladders" from the bookshop = £3.50
4. Yellow Magic Orchestra's "You're Gonna Miss Me" (slight surface scratches) from the second hand record shop = £1
5. A comedy hat = £10

OUR ON SITE FOOD RECOMMENDATIONS
Allan -- sausage baguette (£4)
Michael -- chicken fajitas (£5)
Farah -- chicken Thai curry (£6)
Terry -- chicken fajitas (£5)
Louis -- vegetarian Thai red curry (£6)

FIVE BEST T SHIRT SLOGANS
"Men Lie" (worn by a man)
"I Don't Like Labour" (worn by a child)
"Westerburg High Class Of '88" (for all you Heathers fans reading this)
"Tom Baker For Prime Minister"
"My Dad's In Prison" (worn by a baby!)

More gubbins soon...


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